chicken of the cave

khaleesikun:

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:

  • HAIRLESS
  • NATURAL
  • STUNNING EYES
  • SHORT
  • A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
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(Source: adventures-in-rosetown)

dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

(Source: friendzonked)

PAUL MARCUS FUOG

(Source: fleeten)

(Source: fortunesarc)

holy-dildo:

death noot
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holy-dildo:

death noot

posukkum:

Pray for South Korea

takohai:

mishion-possible:

lamdiel:

I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??

  • at the start of the semester: i'm gonna get a 4.0 gpa
  • at the end of the semester: perfection is the disease of a nation...pretty hurts, pretty hurts

Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating (via rawfuel)

(Source: tealeafprincess)