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stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

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This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

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(Source: shrekyourself)

getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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thedaintysquid:

semioticharuspook:

I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF
fucking floor guy killing it on the sax
the fuckers on the ladder
jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold
the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like he’s fucking fighting a swarm of bees
and fucking Elvis hobbling around like he lost his crutches

reblogging this for the caption because I almost spit out my drink.
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thedaintysquid:

semioticharuspook:

I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF

  • fucking floor guy killing it on the sax
  • the fuckers on the ladder
  • jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold
  • the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like he’s fucking fighting a swarm of bees
  • and fucking Elvis hobbling around like he lost his crutches

reblogging this for the caption because I almost spit out my drink.

(Source: semioticharuspex)

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

So Paula Deen has a new cooking network. Not one show but a whole network. Tell me again about the poor racists having their lives ruined.

linxa:

niggus4life:

linxa:

niggus4life:

my hamster just died and i’m really sad

omg rest in peace what happened

a cat ate him

rest in pussy

(Source: erya)

micdotcom:

23 women show us their favorite positions

When reality television star and fashion blogger Lauren Conrad was asked what her “favorite position” was on a live radio program a while back, the women listening held their breath. Although we take great pride in the work that we do, most of us could relate to being undermined and belittled publicly at work. When Conrad cleverly retorted “CEO,” it was hard not to aggressively high-five our laptop and mobile devices. The words “hell” and “yeah” could be heard all across the nation.

1 in 3 women has experienced some form of sex discrimination at work | Follow micdotcom 

h0odrich:

your biggest crush should be on yourself, you should always go out of your way to do little things to put a smile on your face, make sure you’re happy and confident just like you would do to someone else you care for, because when you have that sort of consideration for yourself it’s so much easier to give to other people

h0odrich:

your biggest crush should be on yourself, you should always go out of your way to do little things to put a smile on your face, make sure you’re happy and confident just like you would do to someone else you care for, because when you have that sort of consideration for yourself it’s so much easier to give to other people