kristina100000:

anyways i will be okay and so will the girl reading this

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heterosexualvolcano:

just-shower-thoughts:

So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.

there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure

farticuno:

cloudclad:

Is this dog okay

me as a dog

victorpopejr:

Confused Dermatologist

You’ve heard of Happy New year

amycanadventure:

Now get ready for

• Customer: Ummm could you get your manager?
• Me: No, but you can get these hands.